tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image



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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something




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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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thathawaiianchick:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Legalizing weed. Free birth control. Same sex marriage. When did Colorado become one of the most modern state in america?


im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets







breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker