expectopuggtronumm:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

I CANT STOP LAUGHING


cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?



tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image



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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something




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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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thathawaiianchick:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Legalizing weed. Free birth control. Same sex marriage. When did Colorado become one of the most modern state in america?


im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets